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Maria urma sa se marite cu un turc.
Inaintea nuntii, mama Mariei ii dadea ultimele sfaturi fiicei.
Mama: – Fata mamei, stii tu cum sunt turci astia! Sa nu te intorci, fata mamei, cand faceti amor, ca ne faci de rusine in tot satul!
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Se casatoresc cei doi tineri si traiesc fericiti.
Dupa vreo 5 ani, intr-o noapte, cand faceau dragoste.
Turcul: – Marie, intoarce-te!
Maria: – Nu ma intorc!
Turcul: – Marie, intoarce-te!
Marie: – Nu ma intorc!
Turcu: – Marie, intoarce-te odata, ca trebuie sa facem si noi un copil!
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