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Când femeia nu are chef de dragoste, o doare capul.
Când bărbatul nu are chef de dragoste, e un nenorocit ordinar!
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– A dispărut soţia dv. Daţi-ne o descriere a ei. – Vă dau, cu rugămintea să nu-i spuneţi că e făcută de mine.
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Care este deosebirea dintre o femeie buna si una rea? Răspuns: Femeia buna se duce in Rai; femeia rea se duce unde vrea.
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Soția în pat cu amantul. Vine bărbatul acasă și când îl vede, femeia îi zice:
-La ora asta se vine?
La care bărbatul furios:
-Și ăsta cine e, nenorocito?
-Nu, nu, nu…Nu schimba subiectul!!!
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