Un tip sună la uşa unui apartament. Uşa se deschide şi apare o gagică tare…
– Doamnă, dumneavoastră ştiţi să faceţi sex?
Fără niciun cuvânt, gagica îi trânti uşa în nas. A doua zi, tipul iar sună la uşă, iar deschide gagica
– Doamnă, dumneavoastră ştiţi să faceţi sex?
La fel de supărată, gagica îi trânteşte uşa în nas. Seara discută cu soţul ei, îi povesteşte ce şi cum. Acesta din urmă decide să rămână a doua zi cu ea. Bineînţeles, soneria se face auzită a doua zi. Gagica deschide uşa şi tipul pune obişnuita întrebare:
– Doamnă, dumneavoastră ştiţi să faceţi sex?
Plină de tupeu, cu soţul ascuns după uşă gata să intervină, gagica răspunde:
– Da!
– Atunci, vă rog să faceţi sex şi cu soţul dumneavoastră ca să-mi lase nevasta în pace!
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