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Un cuplu stă ca întotdeauna pentru micul dejun pe terasă. Deodată, soţia se apleacă peste masă şi îi trage soţului o palmă de-l lipeşte cu spatele de scaun.
O vreme e linişte, apoi întreabă soţul mirat:
– Pentru ce dracu’ a fost asta?
– Pentru 45 ani de sex nereuşit.
El stă pe gânduri afundat în scaun. După o vreme, se ridică şi îi trage ei una peste cap de zboară cu tot cu scaun de pe terasă.
– Da’ tu de ce ai făcut asta? zbiară ea la el.
– De unde ştii tu diferenţa dintre un sex reuşit şi unul nereuşit?
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