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Un cuplu apare la un curs de biologie şi, pentru că erau certaţi, femeia se aşează în primul rând, iar bărbatul în ultimul rând.
La un moment dat, profesorul zice:
– Un taur sănătos trebuie să aibă până la 12 cuplări pe zi.
Femeia din primul rând:
– Mă scuzaţi, domnule profesor, câte?
– Până la 12!
– Repetaţi, vă rog, pentru ultimul rând!
Bărbatul din ultimul rând:
– Spuneţi-mi, profesore, este vorba de cuplările cu o singură vacă sau cu 12?
– Desigur, cu 12!
– Mulţumesc. Repetaţi, vă rog, şi pentru primul rând!
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