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Potrivit Showbizreport.ro: Dupa multi ani de casnicie Ion are o discutie cu un prieten. Cel mai bun prieten se gandeste sa ii faca un test si il intreaba:
– Dacă latră câinele la uşa din spate, iar nevastă-ta ţipă la uşa din faţă, cui îi dai drumul prima dată?
– Câinelui, evident! Măcar el tace după ce intră în casă!
Maria si Ion se uita la TV
La un moment dat, el se întoarce spre ea și-i spune:
Ion: Pun pariu ca nu-mi poți zice nimic care să mă faca și bucuros și trist în același timp!
După câteva secunde în care ea a zâmbit sarcastic, îi răspunde:
Maria: Ai cea mai mare sculă dintre toți prietenii tăi!
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