Un domn întreabă la măcelărie:
– Aveți carne de porc?– Da. Ați dori ceva anume?– Trei căpățâni de porc dacă sunt bune.– Sunt foarte bune, dar la ce vă trebuie capul ăsta domnule?– Să îl schimb pe al meu.
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