Ce face un politist care a castigat un miliard la loto?
Isi cumpara o intersectie si se privatizeaza…
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Vine soţul acasă şi-şi întreabă nevasta:
– Ce ai face dacă aş câştiga la Loto?
– Aş lua jumătate şi te-aş părăsi, răspunde soţia.
– Perfect, spune soţul. Am câştigat 12 dolari. Ia 6!
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