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El si ea la restaurant.
Ea, sorbind dintr-un pahar de vin:
-Sa stii ca nu poate fi vorba de sex inainte de casatorie.
El: – Atunci suna-ma dupa ce te casatoresti.
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Fericire:
– Cum poti face fericit un barbat în pat?
– Mutand televizorul in dormitor.
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Profesoara: Care este opusul rasului?
Bula: Sexul.
Profesoara: Bula, cum poti sa spui asta?
Bula: Pai rasul este: ha ha ha si sexul este: ah ah ah!
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