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Se apropie Crăciunul. Ion stă de vorbă cu preotul satului. Preotul îl întreabă:
– Mă, Ioane, ştii că vin sărbătorile. Ia spune, tu ţii post?
– Da, părinte, cum să nu ţin! Ca în fiecare an!
– Înseamnă că nu mănânci carne.
– Nu părinte, nu mănânc!
– Dar lactate mănânci?
– Nici lactate nu mănânc cât ţine postul!
– Auzi! Dar de băut bei?
– Cum să beau! Vinul roşu este sângele Domnului! Nu se poate că este post!
– Bă, Ioane, dar nevasta o iubeşti seara?
– Păi, o iubesc părinte că sunt tânăr!
– Păi, bă Ioane, tu ţii regim alimentar, nu post!
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