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Gheorghe e internat in spital, la reanimare, cu mainile si picioarele rupte. Vecinul lui, Ion, vine in vizita:
– Ma, Gheorghe, ce-ai patit?
– Pai, ma, Ioane, mergand eu pe un deal, am vazut o gaura neagra si am mers sa vad ce-i acolo.
– Si?
– Si am ajuns la ea si-am strigat: uuuu!
– Si?
– Si din gaura s-a auzit: uuuu!
– Si? continua Ion nerabdator.
– Si am mai strigat o data: uuuu!
– Si?
– Si din gaura s-a auzit iar: uuuu!
– Si?
– Si…m-a lovit trenul!
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