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De 8 martie o femeie primește un fax de la soțul ei, profesor de matematică:
– Dragă, nu ajung diseara acasă, mă înțelegi, am 54 de ani și am și eu preferințele mele, sînt cu o domnișoară de 18 ani la un hotel.
După ceva timp, soțul ajunge acasă și vede pe masă un bilet în care scria:
– Dragule, și eu am tot 54 de ani și am preferințele mele, așa că sînt într-un hotel cu un tip de 18 ani. Și apropo, că tot ești profesor de matematică, vezi că 18 intră de mai multe ori în 54 decît 54 în 18!
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