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Nevasta te invata……
Nevasta te invata despre fericire: sa te duci la ma-ta! Sigur se bucura cand te vede!
Nevasta te invata despre punctualitate: nu ma interseaza cate beri ai baut, tu trebuia sa fii acasa!
Nevasta te invata despre nudism: plec de aici si te las in curul gol!
Nevasta te invata despre nulitate: tu fara mine esti un nimeni!
Nevasta te invata despre creare: eu te-am facut barbat!
Nevasta te invata despre dureri: nu am chef, ma doare capul!
Nevasta te invata despre mobilitate: ce-ti fug ochii dupa curu lu’ aia!
Nevasta te invata despre otet: ce acra poate fi ma-ta!
Nevasta te invata despre ordine: m-am saturat sa tot adun dupa tine!
Nevasta te invata despre botanica: nu mi-ai mai cumparat o floare de nici nu mai stiu cum arata!
Nevasta te invata despre juramant: zi sa mori tu ca n-ai baut nimic?
Nevasta te invata despre geneza: inca nu s-o nascut ala care sa dea in mine!
Nevasta te invata despre munca in exces: cam multe sedinte peste program ai tu!
Nevasta te invata despre greseli: a fost greseala mea ca ti-am facut toate poftele!
Nevasta te invata despre transformare: cand te-am luat erai slab ca o aschie, acum esti gras ca un porc!
Nevasta te invata despre ratiune: cand iti vine sa ma inseli, sa te gandesti bine la ce pierzi!
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Boul si magarul, buni prieteni, termina facultatea si hotarasc sa se intalneasca peste 10 ani sa vada ce a reusit fiecare sa faca in viata.Trec zece ani, se intalnesc. Boul, mare om de afaceri, familie, case, masini, magarul vai de mama lui, bugetar, fara familie…Boul il invita pe magar acasa sa mai discute. La un moment dat boul primeste un telefon, se scuza si pleaca, nu inainte de a-i spune magarului sa aiba grija de sotia lui. Magarul vazandu-se singur cu sotia boului, se da la ea, reuseste s-o convinga sa se culce cu el, dupa care fura ce gaseste prin casa boului si fug amandoi in lume.
Morala: Nu fii bou! Daca totusi esti bou, ai grija sa nu iei de nevasta o vaca. Dar daca esti si bou si ai si o nevasta vaca, atunci nu-ti fa prieteni magari!
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