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Ce poate fi mai tare și mai tare decît să câștigi la loterie?? Să cîștigi la loterie a doua zi după divorț!
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Barbatul vine acasa la sotia sa chiuind de bucurie:
– Nevasta, fa-ti bagajul, am castigat la loto!
– OOO, da? Unde mergem, la Paris? la Londra?
– Ce ma intrebi pe mine? Eu unu ma mut in Florida. Tu faci ce vrei…
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Nevasta: – De unde vii la ora asta?
El: – Dar ce naiba caută bărbatul ăsta în patul nostru?!
Ea: – Nu schimba subiectul!!! De unde vii la ora asta???
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Ce face un politist care a castigat un miliard la loto ?
-Isi cumpara o intersectie si se privatizeaza.
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