Un tip intră într-un bar şi zice:
– Şase whiskiuri duble.
La care barmanul:
– Trebuie să ai o zi dată naibii.
– Da, tocmai am aflat că fratele meu mai mare e homosexual.
A doua zi acelaşi tip intră în acelaşi bar şi cere aceleaşi băuturi. Barmanul întreabă acelaşi lucru şi tipul răspunde:
– Da, tocmai am aflat că şi fratele meu mai mic e homosexual.
A treia zi scena se repetă.
Barmanul zice:
– La dracu! A mai rămas cineva în familia ta căruia să-i placă femeile?
– Da, nevasta-mea!…
***
Nava s-a dus la fund. Împreună cu alţi câţiva pasageri, o femeie se salvează pe o mică insulă părăsită. După câtva timp, apare şi soţul din valuri, abia mai ţinându-se de o bucată de grindă. Terminat, se prăbuşeşte lângă ea pe nisip.
– Am ajuns şi eu, draga mea, murmură el cu o voce epuizată.
– Văd c-ai ajuns. Dar sunt curioasă unde ai fost până acum!
***
– Prietene, n-am avut noroc cu nici o nevastă!
– Cum aşa?
– Prima a fugit cu un italian…
– Şi-a doua?
– Nu vrea să fugă…
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