Soţul se întoarce mai devreme acasă. Amantul fuge la balcon, vrea să sară. Atârnă agăţat de balustradă o oră, două, trei, deja nu mai poate, dar de sărit totuşi îi e frică să sară, neştiind la ce etaj e, plus că e întuneric beznă şi nu vede nimic jos. Se face dimineaţă, în curtea blocului apare măturătorul:
– Ei, tu, ce faci acolo?
– Cum ce fac, stau atârnat.
– Aaa… bine, stai mai departe, dar ridică te rog picioarele un pic mai sus, să pot mătura şi aici!
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Care este diferenta dintre amanta si sotie?
30kg.
Care este diferenta dintre amant si sot?
30 min.
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