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Un spermatozoid slab şi amărât, la psihiatru:
-Doctore, ce să mă fac? Niciodată nu reuşesc să ies la timp.
-Apuca-te de făcut sală, să pui nishte muşchi pe tine şi treci pe la mine după o lună.
Trece o lună şi vine spermatozoidul plin de muşchi, dar tot rupt şi în ghips.
-Ce-ai păţit?
-Am făcut sală, am luat steroizi şi când a venit momentul m-am pregătit şi am ţâşnit primul.
-Si?
-Si m-am lovit de faianţă…
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