Sexy eleva la BAC. Nu ştia nimic şi se gândeşte… să caute un deştept prin curtea şcolii care să-i spună şi ei la examen.
Vede pe unu’ cu ochelari, exact tipul unuia care învăţase şi se duce la el:
– Frate, îmi zici şi mie la examen?
– N-am cum să-ţi spun că nu se ştie dacă picăm împreună în sală!
– Bine, mă, atunci spune-mi cam ce s-ar da!
– Păi, de exemplu, o să te întrebe cine a scris Luceafărul!
– Şi cine l-a scris?
– Mihai Eminescu.
– Scrie-mi pe o foaie, că nu reţin!
Scrie ăsta pe foaie, ia eleva foaia şi o bagă în adidaşi! Ajunge ea în faţa comisiei şi este întreabată chiar cine a scris Luceafărul. Discret bagă ea mâna-n adidas, scoate foaia uşor şi citeşte: Reebok.
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